Herein lies the seventh kingdom of Durin’s folk.
May the Heart of the Mountain unite all dwarves in defense of this home.
Brilliantly Honest Slogans about Major Brands by Clif Dickens
The Netflix one, though.
the best feeling when you introduce your friend to something, and it changes their life
'girls don't have to clear their internet history'
let me explain you a thing
Because we don’t watch porn. We read it.
And our minds are our 1080p HD full screens.
With good acting
This is pretty much me in the shower
when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????
And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:
IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS
This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.
i don’t care if people judge me for reblogging this every time, this is my favourite post on this fucking website
“People have decided how they are going to perceive her. No matter how many times she smiles, they’ll put in the one picture where she’s not smiling.” - Robert Pattinson
I’M SORRY BUT I CAN’T NOT REBLOG THIS
wow, it’s almost like she was acting like a vapid, emotionless, shallow, dead-inside character in Twilight because, you know, that’s what Bella is.
wow. acting. what a thought.